The Adelaide Ventricle Think Tank
A repository of ideas? A repository of suppositories? Ideas to get the world moving, remove the blockages of bureaucracy and bureaucrats and just cut to the chase. Hey, we could even solve Ambulance ramping in Adelaide.
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The AUKUS Submarine deal is a dud. Australia keeps spending billions of dollars not to buy subs. Australia has spent 12 years and billions of dollars not buying subs. How much do we have to spend not buying subs? Just build drones!Posted: Thursday 23 April 2026 -
The University of Winpega is a prestigious University of great thinking minds somewhere north east of Canberra, west of Melbourne and just perfectly situated far enough away from the bureaucrats which is the life blood of our University.Posted: Thursday 23 April 2026 -
In an effort to reduce 3000 aged care residents jamming up hospital beds the federal government is set to announce a new plan: free extreme sports to anyone over 70 on the pension.Posted: Tuesday 3 March 2026 -
It is not antisemitic to say that the bastardry of Israel’s slaughter of innocents led by Benjamin Netanyahu is an appalling stain on the state of Israel. It is simply saying the truth.Posted: Sunday 1 June 2025 -
A group of 30 Adelaide Tradies are fuming that their free tradie breakfast at Bunnings has been bumped with no prior communication.Posted: Thursday 15 May 2025 -
Queensland Tourism Operator CairnsAirportShuttle.net is today announcing a $10 surcharge per American for all Americans travelling on our shuttles between Cairns Airport and Port Douglas.Posted: Monday 17 March 2025 -
Why do people click on text message links sent at 3am inviting them to enter personal information to claim 3022 points (worth $15.11) from Coles when they don't actually shop at Coles? Just as the world applied Chinese lockdowns to combat COVID, the Australian Government will shortly apply 'Weeding the grass' technique from China to combat scam messages.Posted: Wednesday 3 July 2024 -
Animals have no legal personality. They are regarded as property of people. That is until Australian pig Brian came along. Unhappy with his station in life, and embracing AI and other technological advancements, Brian has had the op, had the chops, upgraded the RAM and now been approved as smart enough to have legal personality.Posted: Wednesday 3 July 2024 -
The Adelaide Ventricle recently visited Mona in Hobart. This is what we saw.Posted: Tuesday 30 April 2024 -
God appeared in the Christies Beach Magistrates Court on Monday and was remanded in custody. God fearing individuals in a relationship with God should fear no more after God was charged with domestic violence related coercive control and other 'course of conduct' offences spanning over 2000 years.Posted: Wednesday 29 November 2023 -
With most every Eastern Suburbs house in Adelaide looking like a life sized Diorama totally without any sign of life or living souls in the front garden, the competition for a top 10 place in the 2023 Adelaide House Diorama Competition will be fierce.Posted: Monday 15 May 2023 -
South Australia University of Winpega Lecturer Paul Jackson has been paid $30 million for saving Australia from having a referendum on The Voice to Parliament. Here's what we know.Posted: Friday 10 February 2023 -
Cute Guide Doggies of South Australia (CGDoSA) has this week put in an urgent request to the South Australian Government for for $3,000,000 additional funding for their dog training service in Adelaide.Posted: Thursday 10 November 2022 -
A new Facebook and Instagram algorithm from Meta will start giving Facebook and Instagram users Flybuys type points according to the miles of posts they have scrolled each day. Known as 'Face Miles' the new Facebook Miles (or Insta Miles) will be allocated to user accounts and redeemable for stuff in much the same way Coles and Woolworths exchange stuff off their shelves for points.Posted: Saturday 5 November 2022 -
The famous 'Two drug dealer' case study helps prove the point that in this modern world it pays to be reasonable. The success or failure of their criminal enterprise underlines the advantages of being reasonable, no matter who you are, or who you are dealing with. Be reasonable.Posted: Monday 31 October 2022 -
A Senior Lecturer at the University of Winpega, South Australia, has urged businesses employing new Marketing Graduates from Australian Universities to give these graduates drugs. The urgent plea from Dr Jackson has been made to combat the ridiculous and boring 'calls to action' and 'marketing messaging' being seen on high streets around Australia.Posted: Wednesday 11 May 2022 -
Thanks for your review Jenstar97. Your cutting words and rudeness have really touched me. Your baseless accusations and attacks on our business have awakened something in me. I imagine in a previous life we could have been friends, or even lovers. You have touched my core.Posted: Thursday 5 May 2022 -
Is red wine good for uric acid? Uric acid is produced as a waste product in the human body. A new discovery about a new use for uric acid has alcoholics and heavy red wine drinkers in demand as they can donate excess uric acid like blood donors currently donate blood.Posted: Sunday 20 March 2022 -
The Winpega Insurance Company has today released a new insurance policy for vulnerable Australians worried about falling under the administration of Public Trustees.The 'Stay The Heck Away from Me Public Trustee' insurance policy will be provided at a discounted rate at around $1 a day.Posted: Friday 18 March 2022 -
The anonymous art vandals group the Vigilante Artists Collective of South Australia (VACOSA) have struck again in Adelaide overnight with the construction of a new statue made from ecologically sound kerbside rubbish. The group says the statue will generate electricity by harnessing EMF electromotive force charges into a Tesla battery and be available for homeless people to charge their phones.Posted: Thursday 17 March 2022 -
Mullet hairstyles are making a comeback post COVID lockdowns but an urgent plea has gone out from Lawyers And Doctors Without A Mullet (LADWAM) to young lawyers and doctors to NOT become 'mulleted'. Dentists are not affected by the alert. Volunteer groups are being organised to distribute 'demulletfication' information to mullet wearers on the street before the mullet spreads.Posted: Wednesday 16 March 2022