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The Adelaide Ventricle Think Tank

A repository of ideas? A repository of suppositories? Ideas to get the world moving, remove the blockages of bureaucracy and bureaucrats and just cut to the chase. Hey, we could even solve Ambulance ramping in Adelaide. Do you have a good idea to share with the tiny corner of the world looking at this page? Yes? Bring it on. Send it in and we'll have a look at publishing it. Fame, fortune, and maybe a novel fix to a societal problem could be just around the corner.

  • Adelaide Eastern Suburbs House Diorama Competition 2023 now open
    With most every Eastern Suburbs house in Adelaide looking like a life sized Diorama totally without any sign of life or living souls in the front garden, the competition for a top 10 place in the 2023 Adelaide House Diorama Competition will be fierce.
    Posted: Monday 15 May 2023
  • Albanese government abandons referendum to use s51(xxvi), also known as 'the race power', to create Voice in Parliament
    South Australia University of Winpega Lecturer Paul Jackson has been paid $30 million for saving Australia from having a referendum on The Voice to Parliament. Here's what we know.
    Posted: Friday 10 February 2023
  • Cute Guide Doggies of South Australia To Be Trained to Pee on Beam and Neuron Scooters
    Cute Guide Doggies of South Australia (CGDoSA) has this week put in an urgent request to the South Australian Government for for $3,000,000 additional funding for their dog training service in Adelaide.
    Posted: Thursday 10 November 2022
  • Facebook and Instagram Introduces Face Miles: Scroll Miles of Posts to Earn Face Miles
    A new Facebook and Instagram algorithm from Meta will start giving Facebook and Instagram users Flybuys type points according to the miles of posts they have scrolled each day. Known as 'Face Miles' the new Facebook Miles (or Insta Miles) will be allocated to user accounts and redeemable for stuff in much the same way Coles and Woolworths exchange stuff off their shelves for points.
    Posted: Saturday 5 November 2022
  • Two Drug Dealer Case Study: Unreasonable Drug Dealers vs Reasonable Drug Dealers
    The famous 'Two drug dealer' case study helps prove the point that in this modern world it pays to be reasonable. The success or failure of their criminal enterprise underlines the advantages of being reasonable, no matter who you are, or who you are dealing with. Be reasonable.
    Posted: Monday 31 October 2022
  • Australian University Marketing Graduates Urged to Take Drugs to Improve Marketing Messaging
    A Senior Lecturer at the University of Winpega, South Australia, has urged businesses employing new Marketing Graduates from Australian Universities to give these graduates drugs. The urgent plea from Dr Jackson has been made to combat the ridiculous and boring 'calls to action' and 'marketing messaging' being seen on high streets around Australia.
    Posted: Wednesday 11 May 2022
  • TripAdvisor Reviewer Gets Reviewed by Business Owner
    Thanks for your review Jenstar97. Your cutting words and rudeness have really touched me. Your baseless accusations and attacks on our business have awakened something in me. I imagine in a previous life we could have been friends, or even lovers. You have touched my core.
    Posted: Thursday 5 May 2022
  • Gaming Room Open Signs Banned From Adelaide Streets
    'Gaming Room Open' signs must be removed from Adelaide streets within 7 days after an administrative error found that the 'Gamble Responsibly' warning wasn't properly checked and was actually a paradoxical oxymoron. According to legislation, 'Gaming Room Open' signs without a legally valid warning are not allowed to be displayed until an updated warning is adopted.
    Posted: Saturday 12 March 2022
  • Uber Ambulance hits Uber Eats Driver While Tackling Ambulance Ramping in Adelaide
    Adelaide’s new Uber Ambulance service is currently offline after crashing into an Uber Eats cyclist on Port Rush Road at Mile End yesterday. While ambulance ramping in Adelaide escalates Uber Ambulance owner Brian said he hopes service would soon be restored.
    Posted: Tuesday 15 February 2022
  • Man with Personality at Large in Adelaide Eastern Suburbs
    A man with personality is on the loose in Eastern Adelaide Suburbs. Seen daily but last unnoticed when he opened the door for a woman leaving a café. The man with personality feigned a doorman salute and was ignored. People are encouraged to 'unnotice' the man.
    Posted: Tuesday 15 February 2022
  • Rain Falling Down Downpipes New Source of Renewable Energy
    A pilot program has commenced in Adelaide to generate electricity from rain falling down household downpipes with little tiny turbines installed in the downpipes. It is expected that enough electricity will be generated to power the average household leaf blower for over 1 hour per week.
    Posted: Sunday 13 February 2022
  • Catholics Start Praying Like Muslims. Say: It Helps Our Backs
    The Australian Christian Society of Tasmania (ACST) have endorsed calls by the Australian Catholic Church (ACC) to start praying like Muslims because it really helps sciatica and lower back pain.
    Posted: Friday 11 February 2022