The Adelaide Ventricle Think Tank - Filled with ideas that just might work! (well some of them): Tag: health

Is red wine good for uric acid? Uric acid is produced as a waste product in the human body. A new discovery about a new use for uric acid has alcoholics and heavy red wine drinkers in demand as they can donate excess uric acid like blood donors currently donate blood.

Medical receptionist Shirley from the City of Boronia in east Melbourne has been approved to fill in for God when God has a holiday. As the principal gatekeepers to doctors The Medical Receptionist Guild of Australia (MRGoA) have determined that Shirley has the right disposition to deliver judgements on applications usually made to God. This includes petitioners seeking to speak to God.

The innovative Spare Parts People business sweeping Asia has launched its Australian website in anticipation of a stock market IPO later this year. Spare Parts People is a business started in China by The Chinese Government that brokers body parts from living donors, although the model has come under fire for exploiting the poor.

Adelaide’s new Uber Ambulance service is currently offline after crashing into an Uber Eats cyclist on Port Rush Road at Mile End yesterday. While ambulance ramping in Adelaide escalates Uber Ambulance owner Brian said he hopes service would soon be restored.

The Australian Christian Society of Tasmania (ACST) have endorsed calls by the Australian Catholic Church (ACC) to start praying like Muslims because it really helps sciatica and lower back pain.

"You guys are really saving our arses" said the statement which went on. "Without 95% of the population being vaccinated, there would not be enough hospital beds for us unvaccinated.We really want to thank youse vaccinated"

The Unvaccinated Peoples Collective of South Australia (UACSA) is now running a vaccination drive to get more vaccinated people to have their booster so that more beds can be freed up in hospitals.

"Look", said the statement, "we know unvaccinated people are punching above our weight contributing 50% of hospital deaths and ICU admissions from just 5% of the population."