https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au en-nz The Adelaide Ventricle 30 Thu, 10 Apr 2025 13:19:35 +1200 daily 1 https://www.website.world https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/2225428 Queensland Tourism Operator CairnsAirportShuttle.net is today announcing a $10 surcharge per American for all Americans travelling on our shuttles between Cairns Airport and Port Douglas. Mon, 17 Mar 2025 00:00:00 +1300 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/2225428 pinned https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/Brian-The-Pig-Gains-World-First-Legal-Personality.html Animals have no legal personality. They are regarded as property of people. That is until Australian pig Brian came along. Unhappy with his station in life, and embracing AI and other technological advancements, Brian has had the op, had the chops, upgraded the RAM and now been approved as smart enough to have legal personality. Wed, 3 Jul 2024 00:00:00 +1200 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/Brian-The-Pig-Gains-World-First-Legal-Personality.html featured https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/Weeding-The-Grass-Stops-Stupid-People-Clicking-Scam-Links.html Why do people click on text message links sent at 3am inviting them to enter personal information to claim 3022 points (worth $15.11) from Coles when they don't actually shop at Coles? Just as the world applied Chinese lockdowns to combat COVID, the Australian Government will shortly apply 'Weeding the grass' technique from China to combat scam messages. Wed, 3 Jul 2024 00:00:00 +1200 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/Weeding-The-Grass-Stops-Stupid-People-Clicking-Scam-Links.html featured https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/Mona-Hobart-Art-Gallery-April-2024-Review.html The Adelaide Ventricle recently visited Mona in Hobart. This is what we saw. Tue, 30 Apr 2024 00:00:00 +1200 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/Mona-Hobart-Art-Gallery-April-2024-Review.html featured https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/God-jailed-for-coercive-control-fraud-Adelaide-Court.html God appeared in the Christies Beach Magistrates Court on Monday and was remanded in custody. God fearing individuals in a relationship with God should fear no more after God was charged with domestic violence related coercive control and other 'course of conduct' offences spanning over 2000 years. Wed, 29 Nov 2023 00:00:00 +1300 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/God-jailed-for-coercive-control-fraud-Adelaide-Court.html https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/Adelaide-Eastern-Suburbs-House-Diorama-Competition.html With most every Eastern Suburbs house in Adelaide looking like a life sized Diorama totally without any sign of life or living souls in the front garden, the competition for a top 10 place in the 2023 Adelaide House Diorama Competition will be fierce. Mon, 15 May 2023 00:00:00 +1200 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/Adelaide-Eastern-Suburbs-House-Diorama-Competition.html https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/Albanese-government-abandons-The-Voice-Referendum.html South Australia University of Winpega Lecturer Paul Jackson has been paid $30 million for saving Australia from having a referendum on The Voice to Parliament. Here's what we know. Fri, 10 Feb 2023 00:00:00 +1300 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/Albanese-government-abandons-The-Voice-Referendum.html law https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/Cute-Guide-Doggies-of-South-Australia-To-Be-Trained-to-Pee-on-Beam-Scooters.html Cute Guide Doggies of South Australia (CGDoSA) has this week put in an urgent request to the South Australian Government for for $3,000,000 additional funding for their dog training service in Adelaide. Thu, 10 Nov 2022 00:00:00 +1300 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/Cute-Guide-Doggies-of-South-Australia-To-Be-Trained-to-Pee-on-Beam-Scooters.html featured https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/Facebook-Introduces-Flybuys.html A new Facebook and Instagram algorithm from Meta will start giving Facebook and Instagram users Flybuys type points according to the miles of posts they have scrolled each day. Known as 'Face Miles' the new Facebook Miles (or Insta Miles) will be allocated to user accounts and redeemable for stuff in much the same way Coles and Woolworths exchange stuff off their shelves for points. Sat, 5 Nov 2022 00:00:00 +1300 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/Facebook-Introduces-Flybuys.html Societyinnovationfeatured https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/Unreasonable-Drug-Dealers-vs-Reasonable-Drug-Dealers.html The famous 'Two drug dealer' case study helps prove the point that in this modern world it pays to be reasonable. The success or failure of their criminal enterprise underlines the advantages of being reasonable, no matter who you are, or who you are dealing with. Be reasonable. Mon, 31 Oct 2022 00:00:00 +1300 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/Unreasonable-Drug-Dealers-vs-Reasonable-Drug-Dealers.html societylawfeatured https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/Marketing-Graduates-Urged-To-Take-Drugs-to-Improve-Marketing-Messaging A Senior Lecturer at the University of Winpega, South Australia, has urged businesses employing new Marketing Graduates from Australian Universities to give these graduates drugs. The urgent plea from Dr Jackson has been made to combat the ridiculous and boring 'calls to action' and 'marketing messaging' being seen on high streets around Australia. Wed, 11 May 2022 00:00:00 +1200 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/Marketing-Graduates-Urged-To-Take-Drugs-to-Improve-Marketing-Messaging featuredpinned https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/Trip-Advisor-Reviewer-Gets-Reviewed-By-Business Thanks for your review Jenstar97. Your cutting words and rudeness have really touched me. Your baseless accusations and attacks on our business have awakened something in me. I imagine in a previous life we could have been friends, or even lovers. You have touched my core. Thu, 5 May 2022 00:00:00 +1200 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/Trip-Advisor-Reviewer-Gets-Reviewed-By-Business pinnedsocietyTripadvisorfeatured https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Uric-Acid-Donation-By-Red-Wine-Drinker-Medical-Breakthough-Australia Uric acid is produced as a waste product in the human body. A new discovery about a new use for uric acid has alcoholics and heavy red wine drinkers in demand as they can donate excess uric acid like blood donors currently donate blood. Sun, 20 Mar 2022 00:00:00 +1300 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Uric-Acid-Donation-By-Red-Wine-Drinker-Medical-Breakthough-Australia SocietyhealthMedical Breakthrough https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Stay-The-Heck-Away-From-Me-Public-Trustee-Insurance-Policy-Launched.html The Winpega Insurance Company has today released a new insurance policy for vulnerable Australians worried about falling under the administration of Public Trustees.​The 'Stay The Heck Away from Me Public Trustee' insurance policy will be provided at a discounted rate at around $1 a day. Fri, 18 Mar 2022 00:00:00 +1300 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Stay-The-Heck-Away-From-Me-Public-Trustee-Insurance-Policy-Launched.html lawsociety https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Kerbside-Hard-Rubbish-Assembled-Giant-Statue-South-Road-Adelaide.html The anonymous art vandals group the Vigilante Artists Collective of South Australia (VACOSA) have struck again in Adelaide overnight with the construction of a new statue made from ecologically sound kerbside rubbish. The group says the statue will generate electricity by harnessing EMF electromotive force charges into a Tesla battery and be available for homeless people to charge their phones. Thu, 17 Mar 2022 00:00:00 +1300 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Kerbside-Hard-Rubbish-Assembled-Giant-Statue-South-Road-Adelaide.html society https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Mullet-Hairstyle-Fashion-Australia-2022-Melbourne-Lawyers.html Mullet hairstyles are making a comeback post COVID lockdowns but an urgent plea has gone out from Lawyers And Doctors Without A Mullet (LADWAM) to young lawyers and doctors to NOT become 'mulleted'. Dentists are not affected by the alert. Volunteer groups are being organised to distribute 'demulletfication' information to mullet wearers on the street before the mullet spreads. Wed, 16 Mar 2022 00:00:00 +1300 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Mullet-Hairstyle-Fashion-Australia-2022-Melbourne-Lawyers.html https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Native-Birds-locked-in-Zoo-Aviaries-Want-Natural-Wildlife-Habitat Noted Australian Bird Psychologist Dr. Brian Beechworth has translated the birdsong of native Australian birds using The Bird App. Birds locked in aviaries and zoos for years on end are saying they just want out. Mon, 14 Mar 2022 00:00:00 +1300 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Native-Birds-locked-in-Zoo-Aviaries-Want-Natural-Wildlife-Habitat Societylegal https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/Heavy-Trucks-Exhaust-Brakes-Orchestra-Performs-For-Adelaide-Fringe-Festival An ensemble of more than 20 hardworking truck drivers and their large B Double Trucks will have a special performance of Beethoven's 5th Symphony at the Adelaide Fringe Festival in 2023. The trucks will use their exhaust brakes to perform a work called 'Beethoven's 5th - A Major Cacophony'. Rehearsals are already underway on Portrush Road. Sun, 13 Mar 2022 00:00:00 +1300 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/Heavy-Trucks-Exhaust-Brakes-Orchestra-Performs-For-Adelaide-Fringe-Festival Society https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Gaming-Room-Open-Signs-Banned-from-Adelaide-Streets 'Gaming Room Open' signs must be removed from Adelaide streets within 7 days after an administrative error found that the 'Gamble Responsibly' warning wasn't properly checked and was actually a paradoxical oxymoron. According to legislation, 'Gaming Room Open' signs without a legally valid warning are not allowed to be displayed until an updated warning is adopted. Sat, 12 Mar 2022 00:00:00 +1300 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Gaming-Room-Open-Signs-Banned-from-Adelaide-Streets SocietylegalFeatured https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/Adelaide-Man-Wins-Archibald-Prize-with-Picture-of-Thumb Adelaide individual Paul Jackson (He/Him) has taken out the 2022 Archibald Prize with a 3.4 metre portrait of his thumb. The painting entitled 'Man with Thumb' is the first time ever the Packing Room Prize winner has also won the $100,000 Archibald Prize. Mon, 7 Mar 2022 00:00:00 +1300 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/Adelaide-Man-Wins-Archibald-Prize-with-Picture-of-Thumb Societyfeatured https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Australian-Mask-Wearers-Get-Access-to-Nose-Attachment.html Australians unable to cover their nose with a mask now have an answer with Adelaide company 'Nose By Design' manufacturing a mini nose mask to help cover the nose. The new mask works like a nose strip for blackheads and will clean the blackheads off your nose, while covering your nose. "It's win-win", said Nose By Design spokesperson Mr Jackson. Wed, 2 Mar 2022 00:00:00 +1300 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Australian-Mask-Wearers-Get-Access-to-Nose-Attachment.html Innovationsociety https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Social-Influencer-Charged-by-Police-For-Driving-Under-the-Influence-of-Herself Social Influencer Kylie has today been summonsed to appear for driving under the influence of herself. After seen driving erratically on North Road in Brighton, Melbourne, Kylie, a social influencer, was pulled over by the police. Recording a zero blood alcohol level, police then decided to use the new social influence test (SIT) for driving under the effects of a social influence. Mon, 28 Feb 2022 00:00:00 +1300 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Social-Influencer-Charged-by-Police-For-Driving-Under-the-Influence-of-Herself societytechnologyfeatured https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Perpetual-Motion-Adelaide-to-Sydney-Train-Project-Breaks-Ground-in-Adelaide The Perpetual Motion Adelaide to Sydney Train Project (The PMATSTP) has broken ground in Adelaide this week with Premier Steve Marshall planting a tree at Winpega on the $2.1 billion project. The PMATSTP will use a series of existing and new undulating hills between Adelaide and Sydney for the F-Trains to move people and goods interstate at almost zero emission. Fri, 25 Feb 2022 00:00:00 +1300 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Perpetual-Motion-Adelaide-to-Sydney-Train-Project-Breaks-Ground-in-Adelaide TechnologyInnovationBusiness https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Medical-Receptionist-Shirley-to-fill-in-for-God-when-God-has-holiday-next-month Medical receptionist Shirley from the City of Boronia in east Melbourne has been approved to fill in for God when God has a holiday. As the principal gatekeepers to doctors The Medical Receptionist Guild of Australia (MRGoA) have determined that Shirley has the right disposition to deliver judgements on applications usually made to God. This includes petitioners seeking to speak to God. Fri, 25 Feb 2022 00:00:00 +1300 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Medical-Receptionist-Shirley-to-fill-in-for-God-when-God-has-holiday-next-month featuredHealthSociety https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Non-protesters--thank-WTG-protesters-for-identifying-loophole-in-NZs-parking-laws New Zealand non-protesters have issued a statement today thanking Wellington protesters for identifying loophole in NZs parking laws. Law will take 3 years to fix. Wed, 23 Feb 2022 00:00:00 +1300 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Non-protesters--thank-WTG-protesters-for-identifying-loophole-in-NZs-parking-laws Anti VaxSociety https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Pointless-Barking-by-Neighbours-Dog-No-1-on-Music-Charts Pointless Barking by Australian Band Neighbour's Dog has Debuted at No 1 on Music Charts in 3 countries: Australia, New Zealand and Albania. "Pointless barking just seems to connect with so many people" said Neighbours Dog front man Barry. "It's like everyone had heard it before". Sun, 20 Feb 2022 00:00:00 +1300 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Pointless-Barking-by-Neighbours-Dog-No-1-on-Music-Charts https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Spare-Parts-People-Website-Launched-in-Australia.html The innovative Spare Parts People business sweeping Asia has launched its Australian website in anticipation of a stock market IPO later this year. Spare Parts People is a business started in China by The Chinese Government that brokers body parts from living donors, although the model has come under fire for exploiting the poor. Wed, 16 Feb 2022 00:00:00 +1300 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Spare-Parts-People-Website-Launched-in-Australia.html legalsocietyhealthbusiness https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Snot-Pipping-to-be-an-Olympic-Sport-at-Los-Angeles-Olympic-Games-2028 Snot Pipping is to be granted special Demonstration Promotion Status at the Los Angeles Olympic Games 2028, with a hope of becoming an official sport at the Brisbane 2032 Summer Olympics. Being selected as a wild card entry sport, Snot Pipping is being heralded as a COVID friendly and satisfying sport to engage in which helps people keep their distance. Tue, 15 Feb 2022 00:00:00 +1300 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Snot-Pipping-to-be-an-Olympic-Sport-at-Los-Angeles-Olympic-Games-2028 sportDad Jokes https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Man-with-Personality-at-Large-in-Adelaide-Eastern-Suburbs A man with personality is on the loose in Eastern Adelaide Suburbs. Seen daily but last unnoticed when he opened the door for a woman leaving a café. The man with personality feigned a doorman salute and was ignored. People are encouraged to 'unnotice' the man. Tue, 15 Feb 2022 00:00:00 +1300 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Man-with-Personality-at-Large-in-Adelaide-Eastern-Suburbs societyfeatured https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Uber-Ambulance-Tackles-Ambulance-Ramping-In-Adelaide Adelaide’s new Uber Ambulance service is currently offline after crashing into an Uber Eats cyclist on Port Rush Road at Mile End yesterday. While ambulance ramping in Adelaide escalates Uber Ambulance owner Brian said he hopes service would soon be restored. Tue, 15 Feb 2022 00:00:00 +1300 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Uber-Ambulance-Tackles-Ambulance-Ramping-In-Adelaide healthsocietyfeatured https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Rain-Falling-Down-Downpipes-New-Source-of-Renewable-Energy A pilot program has commenced in Adelaide to generate electricity from rain falling down household downpipes with little tiny turbines installed in the downpipes. It is expected that enough electricity will be generated to power the average household leaf blower for over 1 hour per week. Sun, 13 Feb 2022 00:00:00 +1300 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Rain-Falling-Down-Downpipes-New-Source-of-Renewable-Energy Innovation https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Loud-Talking-by-Lyrca-Clad-Cyclists-to-Be-Banned-in-Adelaide-from-May-2022 Loud talking by large packs of male cyclists on suburban streets will now be banned from sunrise to sunset in an effort to alleviate the god awful sound of large packs of male cyclists talking loudly on suburban streets between sunrise and sunset. Sun, 13 Feb 2022 00:00:00 +1300 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Loud-Talking-by-Lyrca-Clad-Cyclists-to-Be-Banned-in-Adelaide-from-May-2022 Society https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Pure-Anarchy-Model-Of-Society-to-be-Trialed-in-Australia-in-2023 The Australian Government has decided to capitulate to the freedom movements and offer pure anarchy as the next form of Government in Australia. The Reserve Bank of Australia will be disbanded and just as private assets were sold off in the late 80s, all people in Australia with a bank account will become shareholders in the money in Australia. The RBA will be disabled and everything will move to a new Cryptocurrency type arrangement with people earning credits for their efforts. Sun, 13 Feb 2022 00:00:00 +1300 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Pure-Anarchy-Model-Of-Society-to-be-Trialed-in-Australia-in-2023 SocietyInnovation https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Australian-Government-Adds-QR-Code-to-Every-Item-Sold The Australian Government today has passed new legislation that will mandate a QR code on every single item sold and connecting the item to the credit card history of purchasers in an effort to track littering to the purchaser of the item. Sat, 12 Feb 2022 00:00:00 +1300 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Australian-Government-Adds-QR-Code-to-Every-Item-Sold https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/Adelaide-Botanic-Gardens-Not-the-Angophora-Costata-I-Expected My visit to the Adelaide Botanic Gardens today did not exceed my expectations. The Angophora Costata was not the Angophora Costata I expected. 1 star. Sat, 12 Feb 2022 00:00:00 +1300 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/Adelaide-Botanic-Gardens-Not-the-Angophora-Costata-I-Expected Society https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Wall-Mounted-Baby-Storage-Rack-System-Now-Available-Australia-2410-Pair A new way to 'park' your baby has just been launched. Available at Bunnings and Ikea. The 'Dangle Baby' system is a relatively simple wall mounted rack similar to the racks holding bikes on the back of cars. Available for $10.99 for single and $59.99 for double of triple. Sat, 12 Feb 2022 00:00:00 +1300 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Wall-Mounted-Baby-Storage-Rack-System-Now-Available-Australia-2410-Pair BabyInnovation https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Unvaccinated-Claim-They-Are-Punching-Above-Their-Weight-During-Pandemic "Look", said the statement, "we know unvaccinated people are punching above our weight contributing 50% of hospital deaths and ICU admissions from just 5% of the population." Fri, 11 Feb 2022 00:00:00 +1300 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Unvaccinated-Claim-They-Are-Punching-Above-Their-Weight-During-Pandemic Healthsociety https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Baby-Accused-of-Crying-Like-a-Baby-Claims-Baby-Defence A baby boy in Prospect, South Australia accused of purposely disrupting the peace of shoppers at an Adelaide Bunnings Store has successfully raised the Doli Incapax defence in Court where no child under 10 is capable of forming a guilty mind. Fri, 11 Feb 2022 00:00:00 +1300 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Baby-Accused-of-Crying-Like-a-Baby-Claims-Baby-Defence LegalBabySociety https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Unvaccinated-Eligible-Adults-Thank-Vaccinated-Eligible-Adults-for-Freeing-up-Beds-in-Hospitals "You guys are really saving our arses" said the statement which went on. "Without 95% of the population being vaccinated, there would not be enough hospital beds for us unvaccinated.We really want to thank youse vaccinated" Fri, 11 Feb 2022 00:00:00 +1300 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Unvaccinated-Eligible-Adults-Thank-Vaccinated-Eligible-Adults-for-Freeing-up-Beds-in-Hospitals Anti VaxHealth https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Christians-Start-Praying-Like-Muslims-Say-It-Helps-Our-Back-Pain The Australian Christian Society of Tasmania (ACST) have endorsed calls by the Australian Catholic Church (ACC) to start praying like Muslims because it really helps sciatica and lower back pain. Fri, 11 Feb 2022 00:00:00 +1300 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Christians-Start-Praying-Like-Muslims-Say-It-Helps-Our-Back-Pain pinnedHealthfeatured https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Adelaide-Student-Sells-Shares-in-Future-Income-to-Pay-For-Degree In a novel approach Jack Student of Elizabeth in Adelaide has just sold the rights to 20% of his future earnings in order to pay for his Arts Degree. Fri, 11 Feb 2022 00:00:00 +1300 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Adelaide-Student-Sells-Shares-in-Future-Income-to-Pay-For-Degree BusinessInnovationYouth https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Unvaccinated-People-Fund-Campaign-for-Vaccinated-People-to-get-Booster The Unvaccinated Peoples Collective of South Australia (UACSA) is now running a vaccination drive to get more vaccinated people to have their booster so that more beds can be freed up in hospitals. Fri, 11 Feb 2022 00:00:00 +1300 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Unvaccinated-People-Fund-Campaign-for-Vaccinated-People-to-get-Booster Anti VaxHealthsociety https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/International-Cat-Photographer-Celebrates-with-Photo-Of-Sisi-The-Cat International Cat Photographer Paul Jackson is exhibiting his works in Adelaide next week featuring his breakthrough piece 'Cat with Apples' with the now viral portrait that did the rounds earlier this month. I've always loved the money I could make from cats" said Mr Jackson. Fri, 11 Feb 2022 00:00:00 +1300 https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/International-Cat-Photographer-Celebrates-with-Photo-Of-Sisi-The-Cat CatsDad Jokes