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A repository of ideas? A repository of suppositories? Ideas to get the world moving, remove the blockages of bureaucracy and bureaucrats and just cut to the chase. Hey, we could even solve Ambulance ramping in Adelaide. Do you have a good idea to share with the tiny corner of the world looking at this page? Yes? Bring it on. Send it in and we'll have a look at publishing it. Fame, fortune, and maybe a novel fix to a societal problem could be just around the corner.

  • Facebook Introduces FlyBuys: Scroll Miles to Earn Face Miles
    A new Facebook algorithm will start giving Facebook users Flybuys type points according to the miles they have scrolled each day. Known as Face Miles the new Facebook Miles will be allocated to Facebook user accounts and redeemable for stuff in much the same way Coles and Woolworths exchange stuff off their shelves for points.
    Posted: Saturday 5 November 2022
  • Two Drug Dealer Case Study: Unreasonable Drug Dealers vs Reasonable Drug Dealers
    The famous 'Two drug dealer' case study helps prove the point that in this modern world it pays to be reasonable. The success or failure of their criminal enterprise underlines the advantages of being reasonable, no matter who you are, or who you are dealing with. Be reasonable.
    Posted: Monday 31 October 2022
  • TripAdvisor Reviewer Gets Reviewed by Business Owner
    Thanks for your review Jenstar97. Your cutting words and rudeness have really touched me. Your baseless accusations and attacks on our business have awakened something in me. I imagine in a previous life we could have been friends, or even lovers. You have touched my core.
    Posted: Thursday 5 May 2022
  • Medical Breakthrough Puts Red Wine Drinkers in Demand for Uric Acid Donations
    Uric acid is produced as a waste product in the human body. A new discovery about a new use for uric acid has alcoholics and heavy red wine drinkers in demand as they can donate excess uric acid like blood donors currently donate blood.
    Posted: Sunday 20 March 2022
  • 'Stay The Heck Away From Me Public Trustee' Insurance Policy Launched.
    The Winpega Insurance Company has today released a new insurance policy for vulnerable Australians worried about falling under the administration of Public Trustees.​The 'Stay The Heck Away from Me Public Trustee' insurance policy will be provided at a discounted rate at around $1 a day.
    Posted: Friday 18 March 2022
  • Kerbside Hard Rubbish Assembled into Giant EMF Absorbing Statue on South Road in Adelaide
    The anonymous art vandals group the Vigilante Artists Collective of South Australia (VACOSA) have struck again in Adelaide overnight with the construction of a new statue made from ecologically sound kerbside rubbish. The group says the statue will generate electricity by harnessing EMF electromotive force charges into a Tesla battery and be available for homeless people to charge their phones.
    Posted: Thursday 17 March 2022
  • Native Birds locked in Aviaries For A Long Time Say: Let Me Out!
    Noted Australian Bird Psychologist Dr. Brian Beechworth has translated the birdsong of native Australian birds using The Bird App. Birds locked in aviaries and zoos for years on end are saying they just want out.
    Posted: Monday 14 March 2022
  • 'Heavy Trucks Exhaust Brakes Orchestra' Performs For Adelaide Fringe Festival
    An ensemble of more than 20 hardworking truck drivers and their large B Double Trucks will have a special performance of Beethoven's 5th Symphony at the Adelaide Fringe Festival in 2023. The trucks will use their exhaust brakes to perform a work called 'Beethoven's 5th - A Major Cacophony'. Rehearsals are already underway on Portrush Road.
    Posted: Sunday 13 March 2022
  • Gaming Room Open Signs Banned From Adelaide Streets
    'Gaming Room Open' signs must be removed from Adelaide streets within 7 days after an administrative error found that the 'Gamble Responsibly' warning wasn't properly checked and was actually a paradoxical oxymoron. According to legislation, 'Gaming Room Open' signs without a legally valid warning are not allowed to be displayed until an updated warning is adopted.
    Posted: Saturday 12 March 2022
  • Adelaide Man Wins Archibald Prize with Portrait of His Thumb
    Adelaide individual Paul Jackson (He/Him) has taken out the 2022 Archibald Prize with a 3.4 metre portrait of his thumb. The painting entitled 'Man with Thumb' is the first time ever the Packing Room Prize winner has also won the $100,000 Archibald Prize.
    Posted: Monday 7 March 2022
  • Australian Mask Wearers Offered Nose Mask In Win-Win Breakthrough
    Australians unable to cover their nose with a mask now have an answer with Adelaide company 'Nose By Design' manufacturing a mini nose mask to help cover the nose. The new mask works like a nose strip for blackheads and will clean the blackheads off your nose, while covering your nose. "It's win-win", said Nose By Design spokesperson Mr Jackson.
    Posted: Wednesday 2 March 2022
  • Social Influencer Charged by Police For Driving Under the Influence of Herself
    Social Influencer Kylie has today been summonsed to appear for driving under the influence of herself. After seen driving erratically on North Road in Brighton, Melbourne, Kylie, a social influencer, was pulled over by the police. Recording a zero blood alcohol level, police then decided to use the new social influence test (SIT) for driving under the effects of a social influence.
    Posted: Monday 28 February 2022
  • Medical Receptionist Shirley to fill in for God when God has a holiday next month.
    Medical receptionist Shirley from the City of Boronia in east Melbourne has been approved to fill in for God when God has a holiday. As the principle gatekeepers to doctors The Medical Receptionist Guild of Australia (MRGoA) have determined that Shirley has the right disposition to deliver judgements on applications usually made to God. This includes petitioners seeking to speak to God.
    Posted: Friday 25 February 2022
  • Non-protesters thank WTG protesters for identifying loophole in NZs parking laws (NZ Correspondent)
    New Zealand non-protesters have issued a statement today thanking Wellington protesters for identifying loophole in NZs parking laws. Law will take 3 years to fix.
    Posted: Wednesday 23 February 2022
  • Spare Parts People Website Launched in Australia
    The innovative Spare Parts People business sweeping Asia has launched its Australian website in anticipation of a stock market IPO later this year. Spare Parts People is a business started in China by The Chinese Government that brokers body parts from living donors, although the model has come under fire for exploiting the poor.
    Posted: Wednesday 16 February 2022
  • Uber Ambulance hits Uber Eats Driver While Tackling Ambulance Ramping in Adelaide
    Adelaide’s new Uber Ambulance service is currently offline after crashing into an Uber Eats cyclist on Port Rush Road at Mile End yesterday. While ambulance ramping in Adelaide escalates Uber Ambulance owner Brian said he hopes service would soon be restored.
    Posted: Tuesday 15 February 2022
  • Man with Personality at Large in Adelaide Eastern Suburbs
    A man with personality is on the loose in Eastern Adelaide Suburbs. Seen daily but last unnoticed when he opened the door for a woman leaving a café. The man with personality feigned a doorman salute and was ignored. People are encouraged to 'unnotice' the man.
    Posted: Tuesday 15 February 2022
  • Pure Anarchy Model Of Society to be Trialed in Australia in 2023
    The Australian Government has decided to capitulate to the freedom movements and offer pure anarchy as the next form of Government in Australia. The Reserve Bank of Australia will be disbanded and just as private assets were sold off in the late 80s, all people in Australia with a bank account will become shareholders in the money in Australia. The RBA will be disabled and everything will move to a new Cryptocurrency type arrangement with people earning credits for their efforts.
    Posted: Sunday 13 February 2022
  • Loud Talking by Lyrca Clad Cyclists to Be Banned in Adelaide from May 2022
    Loud talking by large packs of male cyclists on suburban streets will now be banned from sunrise to sunset in an effort to alleviate the god awful sound of large packs of male cyclists talking loudly on suburban streets between sunrise and sunset.
    Posted: Sunday 13 February 2022
  • Adelaide Botanic Gardens - Not the Angophora Costata I expected
    My visit to the Adelaide Botanic Gardens today did not exceed my expectations. The Angophora Costata was not the Angophora Costata I expected. 1 star.
    Posted: Saturday 12 February 2022
  • LAW: Baby Accused of Crying Like a Baby Claims Baby Defence: I am A Baby! Also claims Nappy Defence.
    A baby boy in Prospect, South Australia accused of purposely disrupting the peace of shoppers at an Adelaide Bunnings Store has successfully raised the Doli Incapax defence in Court where no child under 10 is capable of forming a guilty mind.
    Posted: Friday 11 February 2022

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