The Adelaide Ventricle Think Tank - Filled with ideas that just might work! (well some of them): Tag: Innovation

A new Facebook algorithm will start giving Facebook users Flybuys type points according to the miles they have scrolled each day. Known as Face Miles the new Facebook Miles will be allocated to Facebook user accounts and redeemable for stuff in much the same way Coles and Woolworths exchange stuff off their shelves for points.

Australians unable to cover their nose with a mask now have an answer with Adelaide company 'Nose By Design' manufacturing a mini nose mask to help cover the nose. The new mask works like a nose strip for blackheads and will clean the blackheads off your nose, while covering your nose. "It's win-win", said Nose By Design spokesperson Mr Jackson.

The Perpetual Motion Adelaide to Sydney Train Project (The PMATSTP) has broken ground in Adelaide this week with Premier Steve Marshall planting a tree at Winpega on the $2.1 billion project. The PMATSTP will use a series of existing and new undulating hills between Adelaide and Sydney for the F-Trains to move people and goods interstate at almost zero emission.

A pilot program has commenced in Adelaide to generate electricity from rain falling down household downpipes with little tiny turbines installed in the downpipes. It is expected that enough electricity will be generated to power the average household leaf blower for over 1 hour per week.

The Australian Government has decided to capitulate to the freedom movements and offer pure anarchy as the next form of Government in Australia. The Reserve Bank of Australia will be disbanded and just as private assets were sold off in the late 80s, all people in Australia with a bank account will become shareholders in the money in Australia. The RBA will be disabled and everything will move to a new Cryptocurrency type arrangement with people earning credits for their efforts.

A new way to 'park' your baby has just been launched. Available at Bunnings and Ikea. The 'Dangle Baby' system is a relatively simple wall mounted rack similar to the racks holding bikes on the back of cars. Available for $10.99 for single and $59.99 for double of triple.

In a novel approach Jack Student of Elizabeth in Adelaide has just sold the rights to 20% of his future earnings in order to pay for his Arts Degree.