# The Adelaide Ventricle The Adelaide Ventricle (est: 1852) is an Australian Think Tank of brilliant ideas (some of which just might work) and insightful social commentary that looks to cut to the core of an issue. Submissions welcome. - **Email:** support@example.com - [Adelaide Ventricle - Australian Think Tank + Social Commentary] (https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Australian-Think-Tank.html): A repository of ideas? A repository of suppositories? Brilliant ideas to fix society, get the world moving, remove the blockages of bureaucracy and bureaucrats and just cut to the chase. - [Medical Breakthrough Puts Red Wine Drinkers in Demand for Uric Acid Donations] (https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Uric-Acid-Donation-By-Red-Wine-Drinker-Medical-Breakthough-Australia): Is red wine good for uric acid? Uric acid is produced as a waste product in the human body. A new discovery about a new use for uric acid has alcoholics and heavy red wine drinkers in demand as they can donate excess uric acid like blood donors currently donate blood. - [Tradies Fuming At No Show For Bunnings Free Tradie Breakfast] (https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/Bunnings-Tradie-Free-Breakfast-Angry-At-No-Show.html): A group of 30 Adelaide Tradies are fuming that their free tradie breakfast at Bunnings has been bumped with no prior communication. - ['Go out with a bang!' : Australian Government offers free extreme sports to over 70s to reduce demand for aged care beds.] (https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/Australian-Government-Free-Aged-Care-Extreme-Sports.html): In an effort to reduce 3000 aged care residents jamming up hospital beds the federal government is set to announce a new plan: free extreme sports to anyone over 70 on the pension. - [AUKUS: Why does Australia keep spending billions of dollars not buying submarines.] (https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/Build-Australian-Drones-Instead-of-Buying-USA-Submarines): The AUKUS Submarine deal is a dud. Australia keeps spending billions of dollars not to buy subs. Australia has spent 12 years and billions of dollars not buying subs. How much do we have to spend not buying subs? Just build drones! - [About The University of Winpega] (https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/About-The-University-of-Winpega): The University of Winpega is a prestigious University of great thinking minds somewhere north east of Canberra, west of Melbourne and just perfectly situated far enough away from the bureaucrats which is the life blood of our University. - [About the Israeli Bastardry in Gaza] (https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/About-the-Israeli-Bastardry-in-Gaza.html): It is not antisemitic to say that the bastardry of Israel’s slaughter of innocents led by Benjamin Netanyahu is an appalling stain on the state of Israel. It is simply saying the truth. - [$10 Charge For Americans on Cairns Airport Shuttle commencing 2 April 2025] (https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/10-Dollar-Charge-For-Americans-On-Airport-Shuttle-Cairns-Australia.html): Queensland Tourism Operator CairnsAirportShuttle.net is today announcing a $10 surcharge per American for all Americans travelling on our shuttles between Cairns Airport and Port Douglas. - [TripAdvisor Reviewer Gets Reviewed by Business Owner] (https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/Trip-Advisor-Reviewer-Gets-Reviewed-By-Business): Thanks for your review Jenstar97. Your cutting words and rudeness have really touched me. Your baseless accusations and attacks on our business have awakened something in me. I imagine in a previous life we could have been friends, or even lovers. You have touched my core. - [Australian University Marketing Graduates Urged to Take Drugs to Improve Marketing Messaging] (https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/Marketing-Graduates-Urged-To-Take-Drugs-to-Improve-Marketing-Messaging): A Senior Lecturer at the University of Winpega, South Australia, has urged businesses employing new Marketing Graduates from Australian Universities to give these graduates drugs. The urgent plea from Dr Jackson has been made to combat the ridiculous and boring 'calls to action' and 'marketing messaging' being seen on high streets around Australia. - [Brian The Pig uses AI to become first animal in the world to gain legal personality] (https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/Brian-The-Pig-Gains-World-First-Legal-Personality.html): Animals have no legal personality. They are regarded as property of people. That is until Australian pig Brian came along. Unhappy with his station in life, and embracing AI and other technological advancements, Brian has had the op, had the chops, upgraded the RAM and now been approved as smart enough to have legal personality. - [Social Influencer Charged by Police For Driving Under the Influence of Herself.] (https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Social-Influencer-Charged-by-Police-For-Driving-Under-the-Influence-of-Herself): Social Influencer Kylie has today been summonsed to appear for driving under the influence of herself. After seen driving erratically on North Road in Brighton, Melbourne, Kylie, a social influencer, was pulled over by the police. Recording a zero blood alcohol level, police then decided to use the new social influence test (SIT) for driving under the effects of a social influence. - [Australian Government to apply Chinese 'Weeding the Grass' approach to combat scam messages] (https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/Weeding-The-Grass-Stops-Stupid-People-Clicking-Scam-Links.html): Why do people click on text message links sent at 3am inviting them to enter personal information to claim 3022 points (worth $15.11) from Coles when they don't actually shop at Coles? Just as the world applied Chinese lockdowns to combat COVID, the Australian Government will shortly apply 'Weeding the grass' technique from China to combat scam messages. - [Gaming Room Open Signs Banned From Adelaide Streets] (https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Gaming-Room-Open-Signs-Banned-from-Adelaide-Streets): 'Gaming Room Open' signs must be removed from Adelaide streets within 7 days after an administrative error found that the 'Gamble Responsibly' warning wasn't properly checked and was actually a paradoxical oxymoron. According to legislation, 'Gaming Room Open' signs without a legally valid warning are not allowed to be displayed until an updated warning is adopted. - [Visiting Mona is like going on a sad ghost train ride] (https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/Mona-Hobart-Art-Gallery-April-2024-Review.html): The Adelaide Ventricle recently visited Mona in Hobart. This is what we saw. - [God denied bail and locked up for coercive control offences spanning 2000 years] (https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/God-jailed-for-coercive-control-fraud-Adelaide-Court.html): God appeared in the Christies Beach Magistrates Court on Monday and was remanded in custody. God fearing individuals in a relationship with God should fear no more after God was charged with domestic violence related coercive control and other 'course of conduct' offences spanning over 2000 years. - [Adelaide Man Wins Archibald Prize with Portrait of His Thumb] (https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/Adelaide-Man-Wins-Archibald-Prize-with-Picture-of-Thumb): Adelaide individual Paul Jackson (He/Him) has taken out the 2022 Archibald Prize with a 3.4 metre portrait of his thumb. The painting entitled 'Man with Thumb' is the first time ever the Packing Room Prize winner has also won the $100,000 Archibald Prize. - [Medical Receptionist Shirley to fill in for God when God has a holiday next month.] (https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Medical-Receptionist-Shirley-to-fill-in-for-God-when-God-has-holiday-next-month): Medical receptionist Shirley from the City of Boronia in east Melbourne has been approved to fill in for God when God has a holiday. As the principal gatekeepers to doctors The Medical Receptionist Guild of Australia (MRGoA) have determined that Shirley has the right disposition to deliver judgements on applications usually made to God. This includes petitioners seeking to speak to God. - [Adelaide Eastern Suburbs House Diorama Competition 2023 now open] (https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/Adelaide-Eastern-Suburbs-House-Diorama-Competition.html): With most every Eastern Suburbs house in Adelaide looking like a life sized Diorama totally without any sign of life or living souls in the front garden, the competition for a top 10 place in the 2023 Adelaide House Diorama Competition will be fierce. - [Rain Falling Down Downpipes New Source of Renewable Energy] (https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/Rain-Falling-Down-Downpipes-New-Source-of-Renewable-Energy): A pilot program has commenced in Adelaide to generate electricity from rain falling down household downpipes with little tiny turbines installed in the downpipes. It is expected that enough electricity will be generated to power the average household leaf blower for over 1 hour per week. - [Albanese government abandons referendum to use s51(xxvi), also known as 'the race power', to create Voice in Parliament] (https://www.theadelaideventricle.com.au/blog/Albanese-government-abandons-The-Voice-Referendum.html): South Australia University of Winpega Lecturer Paul Jackson has been paid $30 million for saving Australia from having a referendum on The Voice to Parliament. Here's what we know.